Saturday, September 24, 2011

English Pick-up Lines

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago's speech at the recent Reproductive Health Bill Forum in UP-Diliman made pick-up lines ever more popular among the teens and adults alike.

Pick-up lines have been a favorite choice for status updates on Facebook. I actually see some from Sen. Santiago's speech on my personal news feed as of late.

But if you prefer it in English, I found some on the US Cosmopolitan magazine's website. It's actually labeled Flirty Text Messages. Read the top 10 below.

At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk...

I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.

Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?

In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?

Wish you were here... [With a picture of your inner thigh or cleavage — without showing anything X-rated.]

Had a very dirty dream about you last night. Let's reenact it tonight.

See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM

Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button...

Practicing yoga poses...totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?

Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

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